she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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