Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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