doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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