so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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