so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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