yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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