The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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