it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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