Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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