Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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