I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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