VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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