Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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