Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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