You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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