Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
