Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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