I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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