Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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