i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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