I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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