whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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