there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
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I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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