just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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