There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
The uberlube is also flammable
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
