You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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