Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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