I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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