Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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