clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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