Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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