How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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