he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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