marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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