the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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