I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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