You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Drunk walkin through police station. America
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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