Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.