While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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