new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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