Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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