Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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