'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
The air taste purple.
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