my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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