R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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