First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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