I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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