It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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