Having a random hookup so left but love u
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Randomize