Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
oh god the rape fog is back!
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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