You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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