just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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