chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
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after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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